Tuesday, May 17, 2011

A few things of very little importance…

Ok, for those of you that missed it, my boss who is usually a decent enough guy was a total dick to me the other day right when I am in the middle of quitting smoking… not the best time to piss someone off but that’s just my opinion. So I decided that I wanted to get back at him, but at the same time knew that I couldn’t go TOO far with out him using the whole “He’s my boss” thing to fire me…
Bill Lumbergh




So I have settled for my little gorilla war of annoyance. Nothing that will cause harm or be to obvious… just little things that make me smile on the inside (ok and on the out side also). So, no mater how funny it is, I wont be putting his stapler in jell-o, but I will be super gluing the ink wells of a bunch of pens then putting them in his pen jar. And I will probably break one of the casters on his chair, if the chair has 5 and only 1 breaks it still rolls, it just feels funny. But I wont be switching the keys on his keyboard.
Funny, but not going to happen.


I am going for funny and secret, not mean and obvious here  ;)

p.s. I got L.A. Noir today… awesome game so far!
L.A. Noire - No sexy chicks yet... 


p.p.s. I am heading to bed so this makes 4 days smoke free!

Miss Turkey holding a Turkey Burger in a Turkey Burger Print Bikini 

19 comments:

  1. i approve of office pranks. did you put his stabler in jello yet? :P

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  2. take the high road...stay strong!

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  3. Oh! now I know why you're against your boss. So far so good, I wish you turkey dreams

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  4. I like the chair idea. You could also set his monitor to go into screen saver mode far too frequently.

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  5. sudden strong craving for a turkey burger

    ADVERTISING!!!

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  6. quitting smoking is hard, congratz on the 4 days without smoking.

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  7. your boss deserves a prank... you re right

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  8. Ming games and psy ops, let the games begin. I like Turkey.

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  9. Im following this blog.. my dad should see this..

    hey, try the electric cigarette .its actually pretty cool :D

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  10. I have developed a sudden urge for a turkey sandwich.

    Good luck with the quitting. Cheers to you.

    Followed!

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  11. maybe you could find out his LAN logon, and one time when he's not there, lock him out (3 unsuccessful attempts)

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  12. Lol. That would be very funny. A great way to quit smoking! I'm gonna try the pen prank on somebody some day.

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  13. ill have a cigarette to celebrate!

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  14. You are doing very well, four days without smoking in a row! Come on man, you can do it! Head for the week milestone!

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Don't screw with a guy that is in the middle of quitting smoking.