Tuesday, May 17, 2011

A few things of very little importance…

Ok, for those of you that missed it, my boss who is usually a decent enough guy was a total dick to me the other day right when I am in the middle of quitting smoking… not the best time to piss someone off but that’s just my opinion. So I decided that I wanted to get back at him, but at the same time knew that I couldn’t go TOO far with out him using the whole “He’s my boss” thing to fire me…
Bill Lumbergh




So I have settled for my little gorilla war of annoyance. Nothing that will cause harm or be to obvious… just little things that make me smile on the inside (ok and on the out side also). So, no mater how funny it is, I wont be putting his stapler in jell-o, but I will be super gluing the ink wells of a bunch of pens then putting them in his pen jar. And I will probably break one of the casters on his chair, if the chair has 5 and only 1 breaks it still rolls, it just feels funny. But I wont be switching the keys on his keyboard.
Funny, but not going to happen.


I am going for funny and secret, not mean and obvious here  ;)

p.s. I got L.A. Noir today… awesome game so far!
L.A. Noire - No sexy chicks yet... 


p.p.s. I am heading to bed so this makes 4 days smoke free!

Miss Turkey holding a Turkey Burger in a Turkey Burger Print Bikini 
Posted by BigMike at 10:34 PM
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19 comments:

  1. jaykaydeeMay 17, 2011 at 11:04 PM

    i approve of office pranks. did you put his stabler in jello yet? :P

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  2. MelanieMay 17, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    take the high road...stay strong!

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  3. Magz KillgoreMay 17, 2011 at 11:36 PM

    I want that gammmmmeeee ugh!

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  4. Astronomy PirateMay 17, 2011 at 11:51 PM

    Congrats on the cold turkey.

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  5. MercurioMay 18, 2011 at 12:16 AM

    Oh! now I know why you're against your boss. So far so good, I wish you turkey dreams

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  6. AnonymousMay 18, 2011 at 12:46 AM

    I like the chair idea. You could also set his monitor to go into screen saver mode far too frequently.

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  7. 123May 18, 2011 at 1:19 AM

    sudden strong craving for a turkey burger

    ADVERTISING!!!

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  8. DejchMay 18, 2011 at 2:17 AM

    4 days already? good job!

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  9. Sprightly ShireMay 18, 2011 at 3:02 AM

    quitting smoking is hard, congratz on the 4 days without smoking.

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  10. joomlaMay 18, 2011 at 3:24 AM

    your boss deserves a prank... you re right

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  11. The Angry LurkerMay 18, 2011 at 3:25 AM

    Ming games and psy ops, let the games begin. I like Turkey.

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  12. JaksonHuntMay 18, 2011 at 4:34 AM

    Keep strong!

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  13. VolpesMay 18, 2011 at 5:20 AM

    Im following this blog.. my dad should see this..

    hey, try the electric cigarette .its actually pretty cool :D

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  14. kxxthanxxMay 18, 2011 at 5:28 AM

    put his stapler in jelly

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  15. nowaysjMay 18, 2011 at 6:02 AM

    I have developed a sudden urge for a turkey sandwich.

    Good luck with the quitting. Cheers to you.

    Followed!

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  16. AnonymousMay 18, 2011 at 7:46 AM

    maybe you could find out his LAN logon, and one time when he's not there, lock him out (3 unsuccessful attempts)

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  17. HiFiMay 18, 2011 at 7:53 AM

    Lol. That would be very funny. A great way to quit smoking! I'm gonna try the pen prank on somebody some day.

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  18. Jack of DiamondsMay 18, 2011 at 8:37 AM

    ill have a cigarette to celebrate!

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  19. FangMay 18, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    You are doing very well, four days without smoking in a row! Come on man, you can do it! Head for the week milestone!

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Don't screw with a guy that is in the middle of quitting smoking.

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