Monday, May 16, 2011

Day 28

On the smoking front I am doing pretty well, I feel good today. I am more annoyed that a ton of changes i made last week got wiped out by Bloggers reset...


On the Boss front I took another step today. He had to run out for a little bit this morning so I took the opportunity to pop in his office and change his screen resolution from where he had it at 1600x900 to a custom 1520x855 A perfect 5% lower, none of his icons moved so they are all in the same exact place but everything got just a little BIGGER

I hope he doesn't notice!

Still looking for more suggestions for ways to mess with the boss WITH OUT  getting fired  ;)

As always payment in the form of ...

Best looking woman in the world? Possible.
Posted by BigMike at 9:59 AM
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47 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 16, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    Reconfigure all his keyboard keys so that they're different to what they're supposed to be. Time consuming, but hilarious as when you see their reaction!

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  2. Astronomy PirateMay 16, 2011 at 10:19 AM

    Those little things are just enough to mess up someones whole day, great job!

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  3. baka1236May 16, 2011 at 10:24 AM

    um, i cant think of anything that WONT get you fired m8 :P

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  4. The Angry LurkerMay 16, 2011 at 10:39 AM

    Changing his seat settings slighty, moving items on his desk around. Lame but better than supergluing items on his desk or taping dead fish to the underside of drawers.

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  5. Watchtower Corp.May 16, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    I once said to my self "ill quite when it becomes unbearable to be w/o smoking for more than 12 hours" then realized how stupid that sounds

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  6. willyt3hwhaleMay 16, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    I you screw with him without him knowing it was you, does it count?

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  7. XarisMay 16, 2011 at 11:29 AM

    What A Thousand Uses said or invert his mouse buttons.

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  8. AnonymousMay 16, 2011 at 11:39 AM

    Man, you're giving him hell...

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  9. LeminurMay 16, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    Resisting smoke is not easy you know? Good job and keep it up!

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  10. Easy Smile !May 16, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    liked the payment :D

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  11. DubbaDeeDooMay 16, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    LOL What a great prank idea. I'm gonna use it on my brother. :D

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  12. DejchMay 16, 2011 at 12:16 PM

    if that gets you fired.. there is something wrong with your boss :)

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  13. BobMay 16, 2011 at 12:34 PM

    Ha, thats a funny prank. I like using the region settings to change the AM/PM to other words, So it says 12:45 Bitch or something like that. Thats a good subtle one.

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  14. MelanieMay 16, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    We always reverse the mouse settings at work to screw with people - it works every time!

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  15. RedHeadRobMay 16, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    You should slowly switch the company coffee pot to decaf, then once everyone has been drinking decaf for a week switch to double expresso.

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  16. AnonymousMay 16, 2011 at 1:24 PM

    Keep up the good work! You should change the inside of his pen ink to pink LOL

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  17. BartMay 16, 2011 at 1:47 PM

    resolution changes annoy the shit out of me. lol. how he noticed the desk yet?

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  18. FangMay 16, 2011 at 2:25 PM

    I strongly recommend this one, if he doesn't get pissed off too quick.

    1) Sneak onto boss' computer when he's gone.
    2) Take screenshot of his desktop.
    3) Put all his desktop items into a folder you stash somewhere deep on his harddrive (in a program files folder, for example)
    4) Use the screenshot you took as wallpaper
    5) Enjoy your boss not being able to click his (fake) desktop icons.

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  19. DaveMay 16, 2011 at 2:28 PM

    Grats on 28 with the no smoking.

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  20. Ante BabajaMay 16, 2011 at 2:29 PM

    reset his clock every day :D

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  21. AnonymousMay 16, 2011 at 2:51 PM

    if he ever found out, would he know it was you?

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  22. JamesMay 16, 2011 at 2:52 PM

    I wanted to get addicted to cigs just to quit. I don't know why. Seems like a challenge.

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  23. Layman ResearcherMay 16, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    You sir are my absolute hero!

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  24. VenomForMassesMay 16, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=697hXU_RIkI do it like Chandler, lol :)

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  25. //LoveMay 16, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    You have a strong will

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  26. XenotothMay 16, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    @ Thousand
    Oh man, someone did this to my boss once, he was sooooooooo pissed, but it was great for everyone else. We told him it was a virus that was going around porn sites. Should have seen his face. :D

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  27. sporktarMay 16, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    if he has an optical mouse, stick a piece of masking tape over the LED. Turn his screen brightness down slightly. move random shit around.

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  28. zepdragonMay 16, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    Awesome trick. Keep up the good work

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  29. ChaChaMay 16, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    switch keys on the keyboard!

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  30. botjiMay 16, 2011 at 6:29 PM

    Haha that prank is so smart, I wouldn't think of that myself!

    The prank Fang said is hilarious, you should do that one!

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  31. AnaMay 16, 2011 at 7:48 PM

    i'm with chacha. switch keys on keyboard!!!! :D

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  32. -E-May 16, 2011 at 8:14 PM

    am i the only one who's bothered by the hairdo?

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  33. MoobeatMay 16, 2011 at 8:17 PM

    wwwatttt

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  34. Come At Me BroMay 16, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    This is great!

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  35. MalkavianMay 16, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    That prank sounds great man i hope you got more

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  36. danielMay 16, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    Yeah... pissing boss off always takes chance at getting fired.... IF he knows it was you. Work with that haha.

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  37. MarukoMay 16, 2011 at 9:16 PM

    Getting over smoking is certainly not easy. I had my fair share of addictions I had to overcome in my life, thankfully smoking wasn't one of them.

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  38. Kicking RocksMay 16, 2011 at 9:41 PM

    give him some chocolate laxatives

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  39. AdaMay 16, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    Every time your boss talks to you, stare at his left ear. When he asks wtf, say "OH nothing!"

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  40. 123May 16, 2011 at 10:24 PM

    one day he's going to notice all these subtle changes at once

    he'll have a heart attack and die

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  41. AnonymousMay 16, 2011 at 11:51 PM

    Glad to see you're still at it.

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  42. Magz KillgoreMay 17, 2011 at 12:26 AM

    Do you have an issue with driking and smokin?

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  43. Paul´s BodsMay 17, 2011 at 2:53 AM

    A tiny drop of superglue in the top of innertube of his pens...they write, but not for long.
    Disconnect either one of the wires to the speaker or microphone on the handset of his phone.
    Cheers
    paul

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  44. IntramanMay 17, 2011 at 3:19 AM

    put his stapler in jell-o

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  45. MarianMay 17, 2011 at 7:22 AM

    yeah... blogger really fucked up this time. nice blog you got here btw! :D

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  46. Jack of DiamondsMay 17, 2011 at 7:33 AM

    I'm also trying to quit, but never get around to it! Goodluck!

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  47. BTN Hip HopMay 17, 2011 at 7:43 AM

    keep going man you can do it!

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Don't screw with a guy that is in the middle of quitting smoking.

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