Monday, May 16, 2011

Day 28

On the smoking front I am doing pretty well, I feel good today. I am more annoyed that a ton of changes i made last week got wiped out by Bloggers reset...


On the Boss front I took another step today. He had to run out for a little bit this morning so I took the opportunity to pop in his office and change his screen resolution from where he had it at 1600x900 to a custom 1520x855 A perfect 5% lower, none of his icons moved so they are all in the same exact place but everything got just a little BIGGER

I hope he doesn't notice!

Still looking for more suggestions for ways to mess with the boss WITH OUT  getting fired  ;)

As always payment in the form of ...

Best looking woman in the world? Possible.

49 comments:

  1. Reconfigure all his keyboard keys so that they're different to what they're supposed to be. Time consuming, but hilarious as when you see their reaction!

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  2. Those little things are just enough to mess up someones whole day, great job!

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  3. um, i cant think of anything that WONT get you fired m8 :P

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  4. Changing his seat settings slighty, moving items on his desk around. Lame but better than supergluing items on his desk or taping dead fish to the underside of drawers.

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  5. I once said to my self "ill quite when it becomes unbearable to be w/o smoking for more than 12 hours" then realized how stupid that sounds

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  6. I you screw with him without him knowing it was you, does it count?

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  7. What A Thousand Uses said or invert his mouse buttons.

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  8. Man, you're giving him hell...

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  9. Resisting smoke is not easy you know? Good job and keep it up!

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  10. LOL What a great prank idea. I'm gonna use it on my brother. :D

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  11. if that gets you fired.. there is something wrong with your boss :)

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  12. Ha, thats a funny prank. I like using the region settings to change the AM/PM to other words, So it says 12:45 Bitch or something like that. Thats a good subtle one.

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  13. We always reverse the mouse settings at work to screw with people - it works every time!

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  14. You should slowly switch the company coffee pot to decaf, then once everyone has been drinking decaf for a week switch to double expresso.

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  15. Keep up the good work! You should change the inside of his pen ink to pink LOL

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  16. resolution changes annoy the shit out of me. lol. how he noticed the desk yet?

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  17. I strongly recommend this one, if he doesn't get pissed off too quick.

    1) Sneak onto boss' computer when he's gone.
    2) Take screenshot of his desktop.
    3) Put all his desktop items into a folder you stash somewhere deep on his harddrive (in a program files folder, for example)
    4) Use the screenshot you took as wallpaper
    5) Enjoy your boss not being able to click his (fake) desktop icons.

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  18. Grats on 28 with the no smoking.

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  19. if he ever found out, would he know it was you?

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  20. I wanted to get addicted to cigs just to quit. I don't know why. Seems like a challenge.

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  21. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=697hXU_RIkI do it like Chandler, lol :)

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  22. @ Thousand
    Oh man, someone did this to my boss once, he was sooooooooo pissed, but it was great for everyone else. We told him it was a virus that was going around porn sites. Should have seen his face. :D

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  23. if he has an optical mouse, stick a piece of masking tape over the LED. Turn his screen brightness down slightly. move random shit around.

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  24. Awesome trick. Keep up the good work

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  25. switch keys on the keyboard!

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  26. Haha that prank is so smart, I wouldn't think of that myself!

    The prank Fang said is hilarious, you should do that one!

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  27. i'm with chacha. switch keys on keyboard!!!! :D

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  28. am i the only one who's bothered by the hairdo?

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  29. That prank sounds great man i hope you got more

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  30. Yeah... pissing boss off always takes chance at getting fired.... IF he knows it was you. Work with that haha.

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  31. Getting over smoking is certainly not easy. I had my fair share of addictions I had to overcome in my life, thankfully smoking wasn't one of them.

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  32. give him some chocolate laxatives

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  33. Every time your boss talks to you, stare at his left ear. When he asks wtf, say "OH nothing!"

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  34. one day he's going to notice all these subtle changes at once

    he'll have a heart attack and die

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  35. Do you have an issue with driking and smokin?

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  36. A tiny drop of superglue in the top of innertube of his pens...they write, but not for long.
    Disconnect either one of the wires to the speaker or microphone on the handset of his phone.
    Cheers
    paul

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  37. yeah... blogger really fucked up this time. nice blog you got here btw! :D

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  38. I'm also trying to quit, but never get around to it! Goodluck!

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Don't screw with a guy that is in the middle of quitting smoking.