Friday, June 3, 2011

Have you ever eaten so much that your back hurt?

 For some reason today I have been hungry non stop. I had a breakfast burrito from jack in the box for breakfast, then I got to work and found we had Dunkin Donuts so I had a sour cream donut, then a coworker brought me in a chicken biscuit from chick-fil-a. That was all by 10am, so then on lunch I ran an errand and met some coworkers at Salsaritas where I had a Steak queso burrito with chips and salsa, then in the afternoon I had a Chocolate donut, and for dinner I had Outback Steakhouse cheese fries a wedge salad a baked potato and the 9oz filet crusted with blue cheese. That is like a 4 thousand calorie day…

I feel like this guy right now
So, now I am making plans for tomorrow. Coaching Baseball all morning and then I will be doing intensive yard work all day. Mowing, edging, and weeding. Trimming my trees and bushes back and working in my garden. If I keep my self less than 2K calories and do all the work I have on my list I should be able to offset today.  And at least be back on track to getting into shape.
I can look like him, I just need the girl... 

After a huge dinner, with a few drink specials in me, getting in my car and driving home was the most I have wanted a cigarette in weeks. The full stomach, the warm evening air, being in my car, having a few drinks in me... That was a little piece of hell.

 Uggg I am going to go sleep off these margaritas.
3 margaritas

29 comments:

  1. Man, I'll bet his gut-crevice smells awesome.

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  2. Haha, can't say that I have, I'm not an overeater, I usually control my portions. God that fat guy picture is gross.

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  3. that girl with her face in the gut is disgusting!
    those girls with margaritas are gorgeous

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  4. i recently moved down south and we are so in love with chick fil a. however we have yet to get their before dinner time - i want to experience a damn chicken bizkit (obviously not spelled that way) ha ha.

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  5. Your ability to put nice girls pics according to the topic is awesome.

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  6. "Ummm, I had braces before you tea bagged me with your belly."

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  7. burrito from jack in the box? damn you just made me hungry

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  8. Um, wow. I think I've just lost my appetite. You could hide a puppy in that gut.

    Also, I've been eating a ton as well. Even though I've been (severely) underweight all my life, I've started eating a Big Mac, a cheeseburger, large fries, and an apple pie in one sitting.

    It's amazing.

    I sure hope a big appetite doesn't make me lose any Sex Appeal points.

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  9. can't say that my back.. but my belly definitly :)

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  10. that will take your mind of smoking

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  11. I am so hungry and am jealous of your food splendour.

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  12. Thats a lotta eating there bro. A lot more than 4 thousand calories.

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  13. A splurge now and then is all right. Sounds like you will work it all off today.
    And I hate yardwork...

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  14. Work that gut, eat healthy food, sweat those calories, then party for the weekend!

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  15. if you can go drinking without smoking then youve pretty much cracked it!

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  16. Those other people are fucking liars! We all have damnit!

    picklesinmyass.blogspot.com

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  17. nope but being bloated sucks

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  18. lol nah not really...most of my fat comes from all the extra beers i drink.

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  19. Sounds like you had the feeling of a food baby!

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  20. Damn, that a lot of food! The Bloomin' Onion from the Outback is the best!

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  21. That was a huge load of food Oo I wonder you didn't vomit :P

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  22. I have those days some times, just don't think about how much you ate, it will kill you. :P

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  23. oh that guy needs to walk that off.

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Don't screw with a guy that is in the middle of quitting smoking.