Monday, June 6, 2011

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Well, the votes are in and I can keep saying that I quit 3 weeks ago! Yay!


HAPPY!

thanks for your input  ;)


As for my weekend, yesterday I took my kids to a water park. It is always fun and for the first time the boys were big enough to spend time in the wave pool. For those of you that don't go to wave pools they are super fun and a great place to people watch, ours is good for an average of 1 boob an hour. 
These are so fun!

Wait WHAT!?

Ya, you heard me right, the waves reach up to 10 feet above the bottom of the pool, with a crest to trough of 5 feet. So as you are lifted up and down and pushed around by the waves you will inevitably bump into other people around you. 

So the two most common sights I see are
1) the girl in a swim suit of the wrong size, either to small or to large, it does not matter, and the swirling waters and up and down forces cause a “pop out”. Yesterday I witnessed one where the bikini top was dragged up by a wave as the girl was going down, letting both out, and one where the one piece top was dragged down my a wave as the girl was standing up, causing the suit to drag down and let one pop out. 



She might not even need any help to pop out. 
2) After that comes the helpful friend
In all that water sooner or later a girl will be going up while a friend is coming down, or they will be horse playing and something will snag the girls top and “POP”


Thanks Lindsay!
I love the wave pool. 

46 comments:

  1. Congrats on the smoking thing.

    I find that the only boobs I see pop out are ones that I don't want to see..... why can't the big fake ones make an appearance? After all, someone paid for them to look that way, ought to show em off to everyone. Right?

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  2. too small is good as long as the girl isnt too big

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  3. that GIF makes me happy, more of those

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  4. Haha, you sound like my husband. Probably the only way I could get him to be eventually excited about having a kid....the thought of seeing boobs at the wave pool. Hey, what can I say, you boys never grow out of loving them! haha

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  5. i haven't been in a wave pool in forever, they're so fun

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  6. I go to a waterpark occasionally, and I see this a lot. :P

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  7. I never been to a wave pool before, I need to go before summer ends O_O

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  8. Was this post about cigarettes? O.o

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  9. 1 boob per hour is a nice record. I'll try to spend more time at the wave pool next time I visit a wather park.

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  10. Ah, the wavepool. I should feel skeezy, but it's a family environment, so I don't.

    You got a double. I'm envious. I'm lucky if I see a single pop out, and even then chances are good it's from the girl that looks like a 10 pound sausage in a 5 lb casing.

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  11. LOL... yeah... well, at least you have some amuzment while your kids are playing

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  12. Your almost out of what they claim is the hardest part of giving up smoking! The dreaded first month.

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  13. yeah keep going and don't make this mistake again :)

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  14. That's a pretty good location if it's 1 boob per hour. Well worth the price of admission.

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  15. I haven't been to a wave pool in years. I might have to go back for the sightseeing.

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  16. yeah, i'd say 3 weeks is fair since you didn't actually purchase a pack of smoke a bunch. your girly pix always make me feel like i shouldn't be here. eek.

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  17. Boobs, stop trying to control them wimmins.

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  18. I would love to be swimming in that pool.

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  19. i think i was 8 the last time i went to wavepool D:

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  20. Oh.. my.. god.. Why did I not think of this before?!?!?!?

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  21. wavepool = awesome. that is all.

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  22. You didn't have to have a cigarette after all that? Impressive.

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  23. As a girl I'd be super embarrassed about having a boob pop out and have people ogle it :/

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  24. Wave pool and boobies, it don't get any better than that!!

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  25. sounds awesome man im with Charlie the Tuna. AWESOME!!!

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  26. Boys will be boys, you are so dirty! lol.

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  27. sounds like you had awesome fun m8

    man i wish i saw the stuff you saw :(

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  28. Okay, dude. you need to widen your circles.

    WHERE do dicks pop out?

    I really need to know.

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  29. Last time I went to a wave pool I was too young to fully appreciate the fun of free boob.

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  30. lol, can't wait till my boys are old enough for the wave pool! swimming lessons, here we come

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  31. oooh, we love Sophia Bush (the one from the first pic) :)

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  32. Lindsey Lohan needs real friends.

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  33. I think the last time I went to the wave pool was the day I graduated from high school....a LOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago!

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  34. Hmmm melissa midwest ...haha kiddin nice blog man :)

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  35. if only it wasn't taking place in a pool of tepid, diluted urine.

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Don't screw with a guy that is in the middle of quitting smoking.