Better now thanks ;)

So my boss made some wise crack about me having a 4 day holiday weekend, to which I pointed out that I was in the office for over an hour on Friday and over 4 hours on Sunday… he said her knew… but it still annoyed me.

F - You

So on lunch I am waiting at the barber to get my hair cut and I see in a magazine one of those free trial cards. So I ripped it out, and then I went through every magazine in the shop looking for subscription cards and trial cards. I got back to the office with over 50 of them, after I filtered them down to “try 1 issue free” or “Cancel any time at no charge”  I proceeded to fill them all out with my bosses information.

To: Mr D-Bag

So now he should be getting 19 different magazines mailed to his house next month. If he calls and cancels them then it won’t cost him a cent...

if he does not…

well that’s his problem…

Awe .. wait for it... Some

Ya, I know.

What was that?

Good weekend!

I am up to season 3 of Dr Who and I just realized I am supposed to be watching the Torchwood series right now… Dam the BBC and there blending of the two shows! But it’s all good, I like the stories they use. It is funny that the Brits sci-fi tends to lean a little more towards the “Horror” genre then American sci-fi does. 

I used the Dr as my relaxation time this weekend... between trips to the pool and shopping with my wife… I spent over 3 hours each day this long weekend in the pool with the kids and I am TIRED! I was a little sad yesterday as most of the girls at the pool were your standard suburban house wives and not the hotties I was hoping for. 

To much of THIS

 

Not enough of this

I made it another whole weekend with out a smoke… My last drag was late in the night of May 13^th (possibly technically may 14^th) so it has been 17 days. Smoke free.

2 WEEKS
    * Circulation improves
    * Walking becomes easier
    * Lung function increases up to 30 percent

Blow me indeed!

And for todays random thought:

When we were kids playing our Nintendos and the game wouldn't work we pulled it out and blew into the cartridge... then we tried it again... 

How did every kid int he world know how to do that? There was no internet or email, no youtube videos or FAQs, we didn't text our friends or watch G4tv... But we all did the same thing...

Today's kids are WEAK!

The quiet moments.

The good news is that I survived last night with out a smoke, I generally attribute most of that to the fact that I was floating in a pool all night, and smoking was always hard when you were soaking wet. 

I did not say impossible just not easy.

I am starting to see a pattern in my cravings; When I get in the car to go some where alone, when I stand up after dinner, when I sit down to relax but before I pick a show or open a book, or at night when I am turning the TV and lights off and locking up the house. Those little seconds of time where I have nothing going on and have to make a decision about what to do… that’s when “Have a smoke” still pops into my head as an option…

Mercurio from Captain's memoirs mentioned that I might have to change the name of my blog soon but I don’t think so. As time goes by I am realizing how easy it would be to grab a pack of smokes and fall right back into my bad habbits, and I don’t like it. So you are going to be stuck with me using you as my personal support group for quite some time!

I cant offer much in payment but I do hope you enjoy these:

I have nothing to say here.... 

And for my two favorte balls of raging hormones Jessica and Lola

One for the girls in the room.

Have a great weekend and i'll see you all Tuesday!

Weekends are harder...

I spent the whole afternoon at the pool today, we had a community event for opening day. Can I just say that there is nothing better then lounging back and watching all the pretty girls walk by in their little ity bity bikinis!

Ok maybe not THIS small!

It was nice to get some sun on my pasty white body, and the lifeguard was chatting me up, and she looked dam good in her little 2 piece life guard outfit.

Exactly like this but blond...

I didn’t have a single smoke craving at the pool all day but when I got home for dinner and to relax for a bit I did want one. But it went away before I even had time to get on and write it down  ;)
Yay me!
But there is alcohol tonight so I hope I can stay strong.