Showing posts with label Barney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Barney. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Better now thanks ;)

So my boss made some wise crack about me having a 4 day holiday weekend, to which I pointed out that I was in the office for over an hour on Friday and over 4 hours on Sunday… he said her knew… but it still annoyed me.
F - You
So on lunch I am waiting at the barber to get my hair cut and I see in a magazine one of those free trial cards. So I ripped it out, and then I went through every magazine in the shop looking for subscription cards and trial cards. I got back to the office with over 50 of them, after I filtered them down to “try 1 issue free” or “Cancel any time at no charge”  I proceeded to fill them all out with my bosses information.

To: Mr D-Bag
So now he should be getting 19 different magazines mailed to his house next month. If he calls and cancels them then it won’t cost him a cent...
if he does not…
well that’s his problem…
Awe .. wait for it... Some
Ya, I know.
What was that?









Tuesday, May 24, 2011

The Doctor.


So last night I finally broke down and started watching Doctor Who. I am starting with the 2005. I hope they can keep up the humor and pace the first two episodes set. I cant decide if the girl Rose is hot or not…


 
I actually have a lot to get done at work today but there is a problem...
I never get any work done

Sooo ya, ill just leave this here and come back later.


Monday, May 23, 2011

Day 35

I have noticed that I am starting to do things differently. Or more specifically I am thinking differently and therefore reacting differently... Ya, that didn’t make any sense, let me give an example. It used to be that I was “done” shopping in a store when my desire to go out and have a smoke came together with my having found everything I needed purchase. This meant I didn’t do a lot of wandering around stores or malls because once I had found what I needed it didn’t take long to want to head out for a smoke. This also pushed through to my check out procedures, standing there with in sight of my car and my next smoke was like walking into the bathroom and seeing all of the toilets in use… you CAN hold it, you just don’t WANT to.
Look at the pain in his eyes...


Well this weekend I had some home improvement projects I wanted to get done so I headed out to ye old Home Depot. Me and my son wandered around the store for a solid hour, looking at things talking about colors and he even helped me pick out a new lawnmower. We took our time at check out and even chatted with the lady employees. And that’s when it hit me… Home depot chicks are kinda hot.
Ok not THIS HOT!


I think it might be a version of the cheerleader effect, but watching good looking women do manual labor, kind sexy. There were two girls rearranging a pallet of tiles on display near the check out, and a girl helping a man lift sheet of plywood into his truck, and a girl bringing those large flatbed carts back into the store…  And there it, was… I had time to slow down and look around rather then just rush back to my car for a smoke… Good times!

More on the Cheerleader Effect:
Is that Penny!?
Is there a Trojan man joke that hasn't been made?
The forgot the redhead.
 See, look at these girls INDIVIDUALLY and the whole is greater then the sum of the parts! AKA, the cheerleader effect.