Monday, May 23, 2011

Ahhh this is a good day.

First, I didn’t even think about having a smoke today until I started writing this post (yay!) and I am sure the craving will be gone before I finish typing ;)

Second and most importantly, I AM WINNING!

My dastardly plan unfolds before my very eyes:
I was sitting in the customer service offices when my boss walked in to talk to one of the ladies up there and I noticed that he had in his hand a pen, not just any pen but one of the ones from his pen jar... (For background please read this) So I waited and watched… and what to my wondering eyes should appear but him trying to write a note and the pen dying mid sentence!!! AWESOME! It was all I could do not to have a huge dopey grin on my face. But as I was walking away I heard him say “That’s the 2nd pen that died on me today…” If my back wasn’t to him he would have seen my face light up like a Christmas tree in one of that sappy lifetime movies!

Ya, all that open flame is real safe...

Third, Our secretary made fresh cookies for us today! Chocolate chip toll house.

You see folks, this is all it takes to make me happy, the little things… 

And sometimes big things....

Posted by BigMike at 3:53 PM
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28 comments:

  1. The Angry LurkerMay 23, 2011 at 3:57 PM

    Nice work on the pens and those big things my friend.

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  2. liquidelleMay 23, 2011 at 3:59 PM

    hooray for cookies :)

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  3. DejchMay 23, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    i am happy for you! i still didn't manage to do it :<

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  4. Kicking RocksMay 23, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    Big things are nice

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  5. Astronomy PirateMay 23, 2011 at 5:10 PM

    Keep up the good fight!

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  6. phosportsMay 23, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    hahaha, good practical joke!
    your nearly there, keep resisting the temptaion

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  7. JamesMay 23, 2011 at 5:32 PM

    yay cookies and big things... :)

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  8. sporktarMay 23, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    You sir, are a champion. Definitely gonna use that pen prank some day.

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  9. CopyboyMay 23, 2011 at 5:56 PM

    I was following you WINNing until I gazed at the last pic.

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  10. GMay 23, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    I'm happy for you as well...and happy that you posted that last pic :)

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  11. 123May 23, 2011 at 7:12 PM

    cookies and boobs, i approve this post

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  12. brnMay 23, 2011 at 8:13 PM

    hahahahah idk why but i actually feel bad for your boss...

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  13. zepdragonMay 23, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    Excellence!!! :D

    Keep it up

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  14. MalkavianMay 23, 2011 at 8:22 PM

    HAHAHAHAH Great stuff man, congrats on going cold turkey from the smokes man. Also who is that chick with great breasts?? i needs to now man.

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  15. MalkavianMay 23, 2011 at 8:23 PM

    Ah what an idiot, her name is on the link. he thx bro

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  16. JayMay 23, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    thank you for that pic. :)

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  17. AdaMay 23, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    hahaha glad to see the pen idea came to fruition :P

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  18. HollyMay 23, 2011 at 9:21 PM

    messing with boss
    no smokes
    free cookies
    boobs

    you = #winning

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  19. MercurioMay 23, 2011 at 10:48 PM

    Very nice day, the greatest thing was that it was the 2nd pen diying that day hahaha

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  20. A Beer for the ShowerMay 24, 2011 at 1:36 AM

    Boobs > butts any day of the week.

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  21. FangMay 24, 2011 at 1:59 AM

    That's awesome. Bet he'll be having a SEVEN BROKEN PEN C-C-C-COMBO

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  22. EndlessMay 24, 2011 at 6:23 AM

    "big thinks" are always good

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  23. Speedy EdMay 24, 2011 at 6:46 AM

    great work man , keep it up. and nice boobs .

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  24. J.B.May 24, 2011 at 7:57 AM

    Had to laugh hard because of the last picture and your comment on it :D

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  25. BTN Hip HopMay 24, 2011 at 8:12 AM

    good story, last pic made it though :P

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  26. AnonymousMay 24, 2011 at 8:13 AM

    big things like that will make any man happy. GL.

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  27. Solsby KidMay 24, 2011 at 8:54 AM

    Thats one huge.... christmas tree

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  28. T. Roger ThomasMay 24, 2011 at 2:55 PM

    Classy.

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Don't screw with a guy that is in the middle of quitting smoking.

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